Friday, June 24, 2011

Flush 'em Friday: The 6 24 11 Edition

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Hellllllllllooooo everybody!!! And a Happy Flush 'em Friday to you all!

This week there are several bowl worthy nominees.
The envelope please...and the wieners, I mean winners are...(in no particular order)

  • Lindsay Lohan for being such a lush.
  • Jon Hunstman for being McCain 2.0 (moderate means milk-toast)
  • The California legislature for being a group of mathematical morons.
  • Anyone who thinks J. Chiange should not have withheld the California legislatures pay for passing a pathetic excuse for a budget just to assure their own paychecks.
  • My (now ex) cable company for charging double for HD TV. (And the government for putting so many taxes on cable.)
  • AT&T for being a Terrible Telephone Tele-company.
  • Treasury Secretary Geithner for trying to sound like he knows what he's talking about while just saying, "uh...I...uh...will...uh...guess..." 
  • The McCourts for sucking the Dodgers dry. Please, flush yourselves out of LA.
  • The POTUS for messing around in Libya. Which leads me to my final flushee...
  • People who walk their dogs and DO NOT pick up the crap.
Send me YOUR nominee for next weeks list.
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