- The Lakers Season...please end!
- Bill Ayers - poster boy for why NOT to take drugs and proof that the university system is a crock. Since brainless surgeons like him have been at the reigns of educational deform, urr, reform its been all downhill.
- The State of the Union Address...proving the line between fiction and falsehood is pretty thin.
- Keith Olbermann - I guess some people like to watch someone who is (at least) a bit dumber than themselves.
- Keith Richards - thinks he will tell God, "We're the Rolling Stones!" like God would be impressed and ask for an autograph.