Droidage = The time beginning when I first got my Droid.
Droidknot = The knot I get in my shoulder blade from holding my Droid in one hand while scrolling with the other.
Droidkoff = What you call someone who answers “Huh?” while using his/her Droid.
Droidster = What a pseudo hip droidkoff calls himself or a fellow droidkoff.
*Send me your Droidism and I'll add it.