Droidage = The time beginning when I first got my Droid.

Droidknot = The knot I get in my shoulder blade from holding my Droid in one hand while scrolling with the other.

Droidkoff = What you call someone who answers “Huh?” while using his/her Droid.

Droidster = What a pseudo hip droidkoff calls himself or a fellow droidkoff. 

*Send me your Droidism and I'll add it.