The nominees for this week are:
- Lance Armstrong - if that really is his name. It seems that the myth of Lance Armstrong is "one big lie".
- The Manti Te'O girlfriend hoax... that is just creepy. No matter what, he seems weird to me. No matter what, he'll probably be playing on Sundays next year.
- Tickle from Moonshiners - even when he's apparently sober he sounds wasted.
- GPS on guns - maybe if they had a GPS on the Chicago brainless surgeon who thought that up all by themselves they could find his brain.
- Matt Damon - fracking arrogant punk.