Friday, November 1, 2013

The ACA, Senators, Representatives, the POTUS on Flush 'em Friday the 11 1 13 Edittion

Happy Flush 'me Friday! Time to send some very worthy nominees down the drain.

If you don't want to flush the so called "Affordable Care Act" you might be a liberal dufus.
So, let's flush:

  • The Affordable Care Act because apparently isn't affordable.
  • Each and every moron of a senator and representative that voted for the ACA. Especially the  ones who were immorally stupid enough to vote it in just to see what was in it! 
  • Each and every member of the liberal propaganda machine also known as the press.  You knew it was a mess. You knew the con man selling it lied like a dog on a rug with a flea. Yet, you allowed yourselves to be gutless puppets and complicit liars yourselves.
  • Each and every gullible person who voted in the senators, representatives and president who will inflict this awful ACA upon innocent, hardworking Americans.
  • The POTUS. He flat out lied. He knew he was lying. He lied to purposefully deceive the American people. 
  • If you still think the ACA is a success and was actually meant to help you. Flush yourself.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Obamacare on Flush 'em Friday the 10 25 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday!

Today I must flush Obamacare (which may be trying to flush itself) and who attach themselves to it!


  • Flush the worst launch of any government program known to all mankind. 
  • Flush the worst imitation by a president of an infomercial   pitchman. No  President should be selling any product to the American people. That is not his job. 
  • Flush the idiotic notion that socialized medicine is in anyway better for anyone.
  • Flush the president's choices for IT czars. Obviously, incompetent, under qualified, and wildly dysfunctional.
  • Flush anyone who still thinks Obamacare is a good idea.  
Congratulations Mr. President, you have brought to a splendid climax the unprecedented depth of your arrogance and incompetence as a leader and uniter.  

PTvoice out. 

Friday, October 18, 2013

THINGS BAD PARENTS SAY on Flush 'em Friday, the 10 18 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! Time to nominate who and/or what needs to be sent right down the old porcelain throne. This week I must do this from the point of view of a 24 year veteran teacher in the second largest school district of these United States of America. 

Parents who say the following...
  • "S/He's a smart kid but..."
  • "Why I am just now hearing that s/he is flunking every class halfway through the semester?" (Good question, why are you acting like you believed your child when they told you they didn't have any home work, for any class, ever?)
  • "I don't know why s/he did that, s/he always been such a nice girl/boy?" (Also spoken by many grandmothers of mass murderers shortly after their arrest.)
  • "Oh, I know, s/he acts like that at home, what can I do?"
  • "I don't know, s/he doesn't come home until 10, 11 o'clock at night." 
  • "Trust me, my son/daughter will never do that again", for the fourth time. 
  • And my all time favorite, "Why are you always calling me?! Call his father, he doesn't have a job, bother him!" 
I better stop before I get mean. Have a great day everyone!

Friday, October 11, 2013

The Atlanta Braves, Bill Mayer, The Chevy Volt on Flush 'em Friday the 10 11 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! 

First off I would like to congratulate the Atlanta Braves, Tampa Bay Rays, Pittsburgh Pirates and the Oakland As for flushing themselves from the MLB playoffs. 

The following need a little help to be flushed:

  • people who change lanes without using their blinkers.
  • Bill Mayer
  • Big Mouths
  • Big government
  • The government shut down
    • of national parks
    • of veterans memorials
    • of itself (which isn't all that bad) 

  • The Chevy Volt.
  • Friday, October 4, 2013

    Obamacare,the Atlanta Braves and the Government Shutdown on Flush 'em Friday the 10 4 13 Edition

    Happy Flush 'em Friday! Time to send some well deserving flushables down the drain. This week's nominees are:

    • The affordable health careless act, also known as Obamacare. Rolling out like a squid running the 100 meter sprint.
    • The Atlanta Braves. It's a swing and a miss!
    • The bachelor and the bachelorette. Bad acting meets bad choices. If I could only throw something at the TV without breaking it.
    • My nose. The Santa Ana winds just kill me.
    • The government shut down...so what, big deal. I've been hoping would turn that bunch of fools off for at least the last two elections. 
    • Purple cars...some colors just weren't meant for cars.
    Give me your flushables, I would love to add them to my list.

    PTVoice

    Friday, September 27, 2013

    John McCain, John Boehner, Jerry Brown and the minimum wage on Flush 'em Friday the 9 27 13 Edition

    Happy Flush 'em Friday! Time for some well deserving entities, real or imagined, to be unceremoniously given a down the drain exit. This week's nominees are...

    • John McCain - for making a stupid comment about the Dodgers jumping in the pool to celebrate after all but about 100 fans left the building. Also for NOT fighting with Ted Cruz to stop Obamacare.  
    • John Boehner - grow some hair on that sorry excuse for a chest! Be a leader, take a stand against something!  Your party, the people who voted you in, not the knuckleheads who voted in Obama, don't want Obamacare. 
    • People who think raising the minimum wage will actually help minimum wage earners. Yes, it will help them pay more for that Big Mac which will go up in price to cover the cost of rising labor! 
    • Jerry "moonbeam" Brown - for raising the minimum wage and the cost of eating out, and lowering the standard of living for all.
    Who do you think should be flushed first?

    Happy flushing!
    PTVoice