Dirty Jokes, Dirty Dancing, Climate Change Kooks

Happy Flush 'em Friday! Time to send some well deserved "items" down the drain. This weeks nominees are... 

• Dirty jokes...if you can't make people laugh without telling off color jokes, you not really funny.

• Dirty dancing...get a room, go home or go out to the car.

• Dirty finger nails. Especially if you're handling food.

• Dirty Dishes. Home or way it's not cool.

• Climate Change Kooks. You know who you are. You think typhoon Haiyan was because everyone doesn't drive a Prius or a bike. You believe that if all the unbelievers would repent of their carbon fuel burning ways that that global warming apocalypse might not come upon us. 

• The Un-Affordable Care Act. A farce, by a farce, voted in by fools. 
• Liberal hacks...a pack of propagandists. 

• Liberal politicians...a bunch of power hungry elitists.

• Liberal bias...to a liberal truth is irrelevant.  

Who would you like to flush?

Dwight Howard, Hillary Clinton, Obamacare on Flush 'em Friday the 11 8 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'me Friday! Time to flush all that has just got to go!
This week we have some well deserving plumbing surfers. 

• Dwight Howard: you can't shoot free throws, you have no shot outside of a dunk, and you don't do pick & roll. Enjoy Houston, Texas' other team. How are you enjoying being on Harden's team?
• James Harden: No one draws a foul by throwing an elbow to clear out a defender like James does. 
• Progressives: Redistribution by taxation. No ability to manage money, just the ability to demonize people who seek to succeed. 
• The POTUS for saying the everyone should be able to aspire to the middle class. That is his idea of the American dream? The middle class is the highest anyone should hope to get? I always thought that the American dream was that with hard work you can be whatever you want to be. 
• The whinny, snively democrats crying about the CMA mocking of Obamacare. For eight years we had to hear democrats knock Bush. They called him inept. They called him a liar. They said he abused his power. If you are a democrat/liberal and don't like how the President is being talked about, that just too bad. Don't dish it out if you can't take it. 
• I would also like to flush any dufus who thinks Hillary Clinton would make a good president. She couldn't tell when her husband was giving spankings to interns. She couldn't tell that there was a problem in Benghazi. But, what does it matter? 

If there is someone you think needs to be flushed, please let us know.

PTVoice 

The ACA, Senators, Representatives, the POTUS on Flush 'em Friday the 11 1 13 Edittion

Happy Flush 'me Friday! Time to send some very worthy nominees down the drain.

If you don't want to flush the so called "Affordable Care Act" you might be a liberal dufus.
So, let's flush:

• The Affordable Care Act because apparently isn't affordable.

• Each and every moron of a senator and representative that voted for the ACA. Especially the  ones who were immorally stupid enough to vote it in just to see what was in it! 

• Each and every member of the liberal propaganda machine also known as the press.  You knew it was a mess. You knew the con man selling it lied like a dog on a rug with a flea. Yet, you allowed yourselves to be gutless puppets and complicit liars yourselves.

• Each and every gullible person who voted in the senators, representatives and president who will inflict this awful ACA upon innocent, hardworking Americans.

• The POTUS. He flat out lied. He knew he was lying. He lied to purposefully deceive the American people. 

• If you still think the ACA is a success and was actually meant to help you. Flush yourself.

Obamacare on Flush 'em Friday the 10 25 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday!

Today I must flush Obamacare (which may be trying to flush itself) and who attach themselves to it!

• Flush the worst launch of any government program known to all mankind. 

• Flush the worst imitation by a president of an infomercial   pitchman. No  President should be selling any product to the American people. That is not his job. 

• Flush the idiotic notion that socialized medicine is in anyway better for anyone.

• Flush the president's choices for IT czars. Obviously, incompetent, under qualified, and wildly dysfunctional.

• Flush anyone who still thinks Obamacare is a good idea.  

Congratulations Mr. President, you have brought to a splendid climax the unprecedented depth of your arrogance and incompetence as a leader and uniter.  

PTvoice out. 

THINGS BAD PARENTS SAY on Flush 'em Friday, the 10 18 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! Time to nominate who and/or what needs to be sent right down the old porcelain throne. This week I must do this from the point of view of a 24 year veteran teacher in the second largest school district of these United States of America. 

Parents who say the following...

• "S/He's a smart kid but..."

• "Why I am just now hearing that s/he is flunking every class halfway through the semester?" (Good question, why are you acting like you believed your child when they told you they didn't have any home work, for any class, ever?)

• "I don't know why s/he did that, s/he always been such a nice girl/boy?" (Also spoken by many grandmothers of mass murderers shortly after their arrest.)

• "Oh, I know, s/he acts like that at home, what can I do?"

• "I don't know, s/he doesn't come home until 10, 11 o'clock at night." 

• "Trust me, my son/daughter will never do that again", for the fourth time. 

• And my all time favorite, "Why are you always calling me?! Call his father, he doesn't have a job, bother him!" 

I better stop before I get mean. Have a great day everyone!

The Atlanta Braves, Bill Mayer, The Chevy Volt on Flush 'em Friday the 10 11 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! 

First off I would like to congratulate the Atlanta Braves, Tampa Bay Rays, Pittsburgh Pirates and the Oakland As for flushing themselves from the MLB playoffs. 

The following need a little help to be flushed:

• people who change lanes without using their blinkers.
• Bill Mayer
• Big Mouths
• Big government
• The government shut down
• of national parks
• of veterans memorials
• of itself (which isn't all that bad) 

The Chevy Volt.

Obamacare,the Atlanta Braves and the Government Shutdown on Flush 'em Friday the 10 4 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! Time to send some well deserving flushables down the drain. This week's nominees are:

• The affordable health careless act, also known as Obamacare. Rolling out like a squid running the 100 meter sprint.
• The Atlanta Braves. It's a swing and a miss!
• The bachelor and the bachelorette. Bad acting meets bad choices. If I could only throw something at the TV without breaking it.
• My nose. The Santa Ana winds just kill me.
• The government shut down...so what, big deal. I've been hoping would turn that bunch of fools off for at least the last two elections. 
• Purple cars...some colors just weren't meant for cars.

Give me your flushables, I would love to add them to my list.

PTVoice