Showing posts with label global warming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label global warming. Show all posts

Friday, December 4, 2015

Global Warming and Gun Control on Flush'em Friday, the 12/4/15 edition

Flush 'em Friday

I haven't posted in a while but I feel the need to send a few things down the old porcelain thrown. 

I would like to flush the following:

  • Anyone who thinks ISIS is not at threat. 
  • People who actually think global warming is the greatest threat to the world today. 
  • Bernie Sanders audiences. 
  • Gun control advocates. 
  • Morons who think that mass shootings only happen in America.
  • Morons who listen to morons who say mass shootings only happen in America. 
Happy Flush 'em Friday!

Friday, January 10, 2014

JERRY BROWN'S BUDGET, AL GORE'S MELTING ICE AND YASIEL PUIG'S DRIVING ON FLUSH 'EM FRIDAY THE 1 10 14 EDITION

Welcome to Flush 'em Friday! Time to flush that which just needs to go.

Jerry Brown and his proposed spend more before taxing the living crap out of a once great state.
Jerry Krause...well, just for being Jerry Krause.
Ben without Jerry's...tasteless...
Gerrymandering...it's just unfair and my vote always gets counted with a bunch of morons. 
Anyone who doesn't like the logo, Jerry West, that's just wrong. 

Al Gore for predicting that the polar ice caps would melt by 2014. It was nice of Al to fly around in his private jet (not carbon footprint there) spouting nonsense as if it were fact and presenting himself as someone who actually gives a lick. 

Yasiel Puig's driving. Rent a track, leave your mom in pits, and drive like the wind. 

The Laker's injuries...I think I just got carpal syndrome tunnel just writing about them...

If you can think of any other Jerry's or Al's please leave them in the comment section.

Good day. 

Friday, January 4, 2013

The Trillion Dollar bail out coin vs. Al Gore on Flush 'em Friday the 1 4 13 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! Hope your 2013 is off to a great start! Today I would like to nominate the following and I ask you to choose which deserves it more.

1. The Trillion dollar Platinum coin. So the brain trust at the Democratic party and their financial wizards want to print a few trillion dollar platinum coins and place them in the federal reserve to help reduce the debt. At first I was a bit pissed because I thought they were going to sell them to some VERY wealthy donor (because their is probably some provision for writing it off their taxes hidden in the Affordable Health Care bill) or maybe China to pay off a few loans. Which might work and why didn't Ron Paul think of that? But, no, they just want to place them in the Federal Reserve and say. "There it is, less debt."

2. Al Gore - Rather than sell his Current TV to Glenn Beck, he sold it to Al Jazerra (maybe as a favor to Obama), proving that not only is he the greatest cause of global warming, but, he also proves that Democrats are elitist, money hungry hypocrites. 

So which is more flushable or is it a tie?
Vote "In" for The Trillion Dollar coin or "Out" for Al Gore. 
Thanks, PTVoice


Thursday, April 22, 2010

French Fries Lead to…Global Warming

According to the Associated Press a senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.  Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader) explained it like this, “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.”

You know, when no one can say, “What?! That was stupid!” Stupid things are often said. By applying the same logical formula as our Iranian bother we might postulate, “Many people eat at McDonalds and enjoy French fries, leading to a bit of gas 20 minutes later, which (consequently) leads to global warming.” (Wait; didn’t Al Gore already say that?) Yep, that was stupid!

What I find equally disturbing is that President Obama believes he can sit down and have a reasonable and rational dialogue with these people. If, like me, you have ever had the pleasure of experiencing a “discussion” with people like our prayer leader, then you know that a reasonable and rational discussion is out of the question.

Dear, President Obama: Walk softly and carry a big stick. Make sure to make your big stick easily visible to all friends and foes.

I also find it interesting that men are apparently absolved of any responsibility. How different are we in the West? (More to come, in the future on how I feel about the image of men as complete idiots by the media.)

Well, I better quit while I only this far behind. Keep the faith.

Thus saith me.