Blake Griffin, Presidential blame game and the Annoying Orange on Flush 'em Friday on the 5 25 12 edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! Once again it is time to offer up those and that which have a need to go to that great cesspool of worthless crap.


The nominees are:

• The color mauve.
• Blake Griffin and his post dunk scowl.
• E.J.Dionne, Jr. for not understanding that conservatives believe that governments help people by staying out of their lives not by trying do everything for them.
• LOST (the Law of the Sea Treaty)... to think we can control 1/3 of the oceans is foolish.
• The LA School Board: for being both ignorant and corrupt. What other group has picked such disasters as Superintendents? If they cared about the students and had an once of integrity they would resign. 
• The POTUS claim that if he wasn't President and didn't do what he has done things would be even worse. That's like a rapist saying to their victim, "Well, if it wasn't me, and it was another rapist it would of been an even more despicable rape."
• People who believe that line.
• The annoying orange.
• The Giants, D-backs and Padres.
• Kevin McHale.
• Parents afraid to punish their know-it-all teenagers. 

Happy Flush 'em Friday!

John E, OWS, the Volt on Flush 'em Friday the 5 18 12 edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! Yes, it is time to give those numskulls who surround us a good old whirly twirly. So, let's get right to it and see who made the bowl of dishonor.

• John Edwards...what a putz.
• Austerity...when liberals make cuts in all the wrong places with all the wrong tools.
• The second largest school district and its' flower of a Superintendent and his not so real credentials. 
• Crowded classrooms (and Jr. administrators who think they can put 50 students in a room that holds 30 with little room to walk).
• OWS - leeches, parasites and clueless idiots with Che Guevara T-shirts on.
• The Volt...I wonder how much it really costs to charge it.
• Joe Biden...he's comfortable with anything somebody else is paying for.
• Cholitas and fake eyebrows.

Last but not least, THE PRICE OF GASOLINE!!!




If you care to add to the list, feel free.  

Purple Jerseys and Albert Pujols on Flush 'em Friday the 5 4 12 edition

Happy Friday and it is time again to Flush 'em Friday!
This week I nominate the following:

• Purple jerseys...for any sport (except maybe girls softball).
• Taxes...more taxes..."investments"
• Stimulus packages...because they are really just payoffs...
• The value added tax...it is of no value to me.
• The month of April for Albert Pujols and the Angels.
• The little league strike zone...
• People who want to argue balls and strikes at little league baseball games.
• 50% off items that are obviously at a 200% mark up to start with.
• Stories from the POTUS. 

Won't you join me for a flush or two?

Canned laughter and Jerry Brown on Flush 'em Friday the 4 27 12 Edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday!
It's time to give a big old whirly twirly to the following:

• Canned laughter. 
• "The district" - the school district the raised the standards for graduation, wasn't able to raise the scores, then decides to raise them again. Only an idiot thinks raising the standards for graduation will help under-performing students, teachers and schools perform at a higher level. 
• People who wear Che Guevara t-shirts, because they are clueless. If he was alive he would shoot them.
• The price of gasoline.
• The price of alternately fueled/powered cars.
• The leaches that voted in Jerry Brown who just wanted to ask permission to tax those who work more.
• People who don't use their blinkers until they are over half way through the turn.
• The guy who takes up two parking spaces to keep his car from getting nicked.

Well, that is all for me this lovely Flush 'em Friday.

I dare you to add one.

Veggie Burgers and Chevy Volts on Flush 'em Friday the 4 6 12 edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! 
I hope you are ready to nominate this week's list of people, ideas and things that just need to be flushed right down the old toilet.


This weeks' flushables are:

• Veggie burgers...if they are so "natural" why do they take longer to cook?
• Chevy Volts...and by the way, how much is your electric bill for charging that thing up?
• The POTUS for making himself some sort of demi-god/dictator and trying to lecture/verbally bully the Supreme Court (that group of unelected people that presidents nominate) about his healthcare law. 
• Obamacare...for being such a careless act of naivity. 
• Doggie beaches...really? If you don't have a yard for your dog to crap in, don't take him to the beach to "fertilize."
• Idiots who think we are in a recovery. 
• The Clippers and Blake Griffin. Knock off the stare.
• People who want to force Augusta National to allow women into their membership. Make your own club.

Who will you flush?

The Race Card and the Center on Flush 'em Friday 3 23 12 edition

Happy Flush 'em Friday! 
I hope you are ready to nominate this week's list of people, ideas and things that just need to be flushed right down the old toilet.


I nominate:

• The price of gasoline.
• The POTUS who said he'd bring down the price of gas if he got into office.
• Intolerant liberals who demand that I tolerate their intolerance of me. 
• The "race card". Here's the deal folks, like my mom always said,"People are either good or bad, their race has nothing to do with it."
• The so called two party system which has mutated into a glop of meaninglessness called the center. 
• Obamacare and all the Czars and entities hidden within the fine print that our idiot Senators and Representatives voted on before they read it.
• Nervous looking little dogs that pretentious women carry in their bags.
• Pretentious women who need props like nervous looking little dogs. 
• Skinny jeans. Isn't anorexia a disease?

That's it for me this week. If you would like to add one, send it in.

Have a great week and happy flushing!

Flush 'em Friday: Choleetas, School Boards and Feminists 3 9 12 edition

Happy Friday my fellow flushees! It has been a rough week, so my list reflects my annoyance.


As a teacher I would like to flush...

• The little teen-age choleetas who think they already know everything. If they could only read the writing on their foreheads that say, "To be used and abused."
• Parents who say,"I don't know what to do. He acts that way at home too."
• School board members who obviously eat more than they read.
• Brainless budget cuts.
• Both unions that ASSume they represent me. 

As a citizen I would like to flush... 

• The AFT: Who else is dumb enough to push the reelection of such a disaster of a presidency? Really? A President who is against pollution yet smokes...
• Antonio Villaraigosa... maybe a high school education isn't enough?
• Hybrid and electric cars that cost 5 years worth of gas more than a straight gasoline run car.
• Lisa Miller/ Feminist Fool: for writing an article lumping all churches, mosques and synagogues together. If your feminist ideology taught your ex-whatever how to respect and value all people, which of course includes women the way the churches I have attended have their wouldn't be as many men who capitalize on the feminist dogma that all men are dogs and families don't need husbands or fathers and just leave you because of your ignorance. 

Have a great day and flush a fool on me!

PTVoice